Friday, July 13, 2007

"Holy" Weekend

The weekend is here again. Time to relax and unwind. I need it! I was caught up with unexpected errands this week and I had to put aside some routine work. I have finally caught up with them.

It will be a good time for me to continue reading Michael Byrnes' fictional work titled Sacred Bones.
"At the crossroads of Christian, Islamic, and Jewish faiths, an ancient artifact is stolen from a long-hidden vault located directly beneath Jerusalem's Temple Mount ..."

While I enjoy my "holy" book this weekend, here are some "holy"stuff to lighten your spirit. Enjoy!

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.
"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the casue was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

- Author Unknown

(Disclaimer: This story is posted in jest. It is not intended to disrespect any atheist)

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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend, sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, !

"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back a sleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted...........


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"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure". - Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)



Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Annoying Things Women Do

This is a follow-up from my last posting on Ryan Murphy's Men's Top 10 Annoying Domestic Habits. As promised, here's an entry on what men find annoying in women.

Shawn Croft of AskMen came up with these 10 interesting points. In his article at that website, Mr. Croft says this:

"Men love women. The way they look, smell, walk and talk are just some of the reasons why we consider them a divine species. Yet we can't live with them, and we certainly can't live without them...
...for the most part anyway, because perfect, they are not. And upon serious analysis, I've discovered the top 10 things women do that drive men to the brink of insanity."


So, here's Mr Croft's 10 Annoying Things Women Do


Number 10 - Pretend to be virtuous

"A recurring theme among many women is that they try to place themselves under a "holier than thou" light, never admitting that they fooled around or dividing their number of boyfriends by five. Now, we applaud those ladies who truly are innocent and pure, but the rest should stop trying to water down their past. Women are allowed to have just as much fun as guys, and they should find a man who can appreciate that."

Number 9 - Criticize other women

"Why is it that many women can't make a simple compliment toward another woman? They love to nitpick about everything from weight to hairstyle and everything in between. Only a woman will notice if another woman's shoes don't match her purse and turn it into a calamity. Granted there are some women who are readily willing to admit when another woman is hot (and hopefully invite her over for a ménage), but most don't want to distract their men with any competition. Nevertheless, we spot the hot ones anyway."

Number 8 - Act jealous

"Often times, just mentioning another woman's name can spell the end of your existence. Imagine, then, the warfare you'll have to endure if she finds out you were at a gentleman's club. Call it what you will, but a lot of women have this thing that causes them to second-guess everything, especially their man's loyalty. That's why when another female enters the equation in any way, shape or form, she tenses up. If you've given her reason to doubt you, then her paranoia is likely justified. Otherwise, you shouldn't have to pay the price because she's feeling insecure."

Number 7 - Become needy

"Some women have some serious security issues. They need their men to hold them, rub them, and tell them how special they are. They turn men into their emotional crutch and look to us for moral, mental and emotional support.There's a real irony here when you think of all the women who go out of their way to show us how independent they are. These are usually the same women who become extremely insecure once they finally fall in love. Of course, as tempting as it may be to use this to our advantage, I think most men would prefer the tougher version. This way, they'd at least retain some peace of mind."

Number 6 - Speak in code

"The old "What are you thinking?" question is a timeless example of how women love to test their men and search for our true feelings about them. They hurdle obscure, theoretical questions at us that, according to them, we're supposed to know the answer to if we're really their soul mates . What a pitiful sight it is, seeing a guy tense up as his mind goes into overdrive, looking for the right answer, while his lady looks on from a distance with her arms folded and foot tapping. At this point, there's nothing left to do except throw an answer out there and hope we don't end up in the doghouse. She's in your space, she won't shut up, and the mother of all annoying things."

Number 5 - Invade personal space

"Women have this instinctive tick that makes them want to groom us anytime they want and make our personal belongings theirs. In other words, when they're not adjusting our tie for the umpteenth time, they're rummaging through our drawers, looking for a sweatshirt to change into. Am I the only one who sees a problem here? We all know that there would be hell to pay if we so much as thought about giving them a haircut or sorting through their stuff, so why is it that our turf is fair game?"

Number 4 - Become too emotional

"They cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail, or a haircut gone awry. What's worse, they expect us to clean up the emotional mess. And if there's one thing we suck at, it's dealing with a crying woman on our shoulder.It's not that we're insensitive, but aside from saying, "There there, sweetie," we don't know the first thing about comforting a woman. The fact that women are usually more delicate and vulnerable is great; we just don't want the steady stream of tears for every minor setback."

Number 3 - Shop till you drop

"When it comes to shopping, there just aren't enough hours in the day for most women. Whether it's browsing, window-shopping, or an all-out spending spree, they can spend hours on end in a shoe store, among others, without even thinking about food, water, or any of their responsibilities.But what's worse is that they have to take us along for the ride. So there we go, from store to store, wandering aimlessly back and forth while they inspect every article of clothing by their respective price tags."

Number 2 - Talk incessantly

"Chris Rock nailed it when he said that asking how her day went renders a 45-minute conversation. Most women love to talk, and if you give them the ammo, they won't stop. It's not that we don't care about what they have to say; it's just that we don't need to hear every minute detail."

Number 1 - Use sex as a weapon

"In the war of the sexes, it's all about who wears the pants in the relationship. Often times most women, in an effort to show their superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: sex. And while I applaud them for this gutsy tactic, they really should leave the basic human needs alone, don't you think?"

Shawn Croft concludes by saying this:

Learn to tolerate

"In the grand scheme of things, women's annoying habits aren't that bad. Chances are you'll adapt to them in time, as will she when it comes to your annoying tendencies. Nobody's perfect, and I think that's something we can all agree on."


Ladies, would you like to give reasons why SOME of us have SOME of these habits? :)

When it comes to figuring out men and women, we tend to stereotype each other, don't we? We all have our quirks and habits. As the author says, "Chances are, you'll adapt to them in time..." I believe there is always room for improvement but easier said than done.
“Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.”

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Domestic Habits That Annoy Women.

In one of my previous postings, I mentioned about my revisit to a website that was my favourite back in 1999. Last night, after blog-hopping, I decided to go back there. I was in search of some thing I could blog about.

One thing that always intrigues me is human behaviour. I believe there is always a reason behind why people behave the way they do. So, as I browsed around articles relating to relationships, iVillage linked me to a website that brought me into a man's world. No. It was not a porn site. It was a website that deals with regular everyday issues. Some of them are issues that men in our lives seldom want to talk about. A few articles are answered seriously while the rest are handled playfully.

One article that caught my attention was about men's habits. Ryan Murphy at AskMen came up with Top 10 Domestic Habits That Annoy Women. He said:

"According to estimates, there are over 50 types of domesticated animals in the world. With enough training and patience, man might someday be one of them. When it comes to shacking up with our significant others, we almost invariably revert back to our primitive, knuckle-dragging ways. Maybe it's our way of silently protesting our captivity, or maybe it's just the way we're genetically programmed. Whatever the reason, we have a unique and sometimes gleeful way of irritating the ones we love most."

Here we go, the top 10 habits that annoy women ...

Number 10 - We leave a wake of empty containers

"While we have no problem taking out our trash, we will go to almost superhuman lengths to avoid having to fill them up in the first place. We'll pour water into near-empty shampoo bottles to maximize whatever's left; we'll leave behind a thimbleful of milk in the carton instead of throwing it out. Heck, we'll even leave a toilet paper roll with one square remaining and wipe with our shirts if we have to. So long as there's just a teeny, tiny bit left, we won't be the ones responsible for disposing of it and, more importantly, buying a replacement."


Number 9 - We splash the mirror when we brush our teeth

"Let's face it: We're territorial creatures at best. If it were socially acceptable, we'd pee on all of our possessions just to scare away other men (maybe not on our supply of beer, but you get the idea). Therefore, leaving behind a little white glob of toothpaste after we've brushed is just our way of marking our territory. It says, "I've been here and I'm cavity-free."

Number 8 - We leave hair in the sink after shaving

Why do they do this? The author says this: 'While we might like the result of a clean, smooth face, all men hate the actual process of shaving. It's time-consuming, painful and a miserable way to start the day. Therefore, as a sign of protest, we elect to leave our pesky little beard trimmings in the sink to show 'em who's boss. Women might hate it, but it's our way of celebrating victory in the battle against unwanted follicles."

Men with beard or goaties? They still need to do some kind of upkeep. Yah! We are going to find some kind of hair in the sink. By the way, I find my hair there too. The difference is, I clean up after myself.

Number 7 - We use 10 drinking glasses a day instead of one

"When asked about his habit of taking baths, Winston Churchill once replied, "Why stand when you could sit?". The same rationale applies to the use of multiple glasses. Why use the same dirty, germ-ridden glass time after time when you could enjoy a crisp, sanitized one whenever you like? Not only is it healthier, but using different glasses for every drink helps us calculate if we've consumed our recommended eight daily doses of water. Besides, what fun is there in having possessions if you never use them?"

Luckily, my signficant other does not do this. He uses one mug for coffee, and one glass for other beverages. The glasses in my cabinet are under-used! Not complaining here.

Number 6 - We pee on the toilet seat

"Granted, this is one of our least pardonable offenses, but it wouldn't have to be if women simply left the toilet seat up in the first place. Ladies claim that it's good etiquette to leave the seat down, but the opposite is actually true. Consider this: Since women need to sit down to relieve themselves, it's easy for them to bring the seat down with them in one fluid motion. We men, on the other hand, have to bend down, lift the seat, begin peeing, and then bend down again to return the seat when we're done. We go to the washroom to pee, not to perform calisthenics."

It is not a problem with me. When I need to use the toilet, I will put the seat down myself. That way, it saves me the trouble of wiping the seat.

Number 5 - We litter the ground with laundry

"A place for everything and everything in its place," they say. Well, that's a nice idea, but who has the time? It's far more fun to throw our clothes here and there as if a bomb went off in our closet. Not only is it faster to treat the floor like a giant laundry basket, but we can amuse ourselves for hours afterwards as we dodge and deke our fallen clothes while moving from room to room."


Some habits just can't be changed .... or can they?


I read a story about two college room mates - Jim was the neat one and Sam, the untidy one. Sam always left his clothes around. In the beginning Jim always picked up after Sam. One day, clearly exasperated from Sam's behaviour, Jim warned Sam that if he does not start picking up his clothes and putting them in its place, he is going to burn all of Sam's clothes. Sam thought Jim was joking and continued to leave his clothes where he took them off. The next day, after lectures, Sam found Jim standing in front of a bonfire, near their dorm. He asked Jim, "What cooking?" Jim answered, "Your clothes". That cured Sam's habit.




Number 4 - We don't do housework

"When it comes to home repairs and renovations, men are king. We're unequalled in our ability to fix basement steps, patch up aluminum siding and build spice racks. When it comes to cleaning, however, we're lowly paupers without the faintest inclination to pitch in. We'll lift our feet if we have to, and we'll even move the odd piece of heavy furniture, but our contribution ends there. Hey, if God had wanted us to sweep and dust, he would have given us feathers instead of fingers."


Number 3 - We burp & fart indiscriminately

"Scientists and academics often comment upon what a shame it is that we use only 10% of our brains. For most men, the same reasoning applies to our sphincters and throats. Like any other part of our body, these muscles need to be kept in shape. And there's simply no better way of doing it than burping the alphabet or heating up a "Dutch Oven" under the sheets. Women needn't be disgusted by our behavior. In fact, they should be flattered that we're comfortable enough around them to risk sharting ourselves. At the end of the day, isn't that what love is all about? "

Number 2 - We develop a martyr complex when we get sick

"When women get sick, they take the appropriate medicine and bivouac themselves in bed with a hot compress and a good book. When men get sick we go into a Shakespearian death throe, certain we're on the verge of sputtering out our last breath. We collapse wherever is convenient, be it on the bed or on the front lawn, and mutter, moan and groan until we've scared off every living creature (and turned on every male dog) in a six-mile radius. It's not subtle, but more often than not it gets us the attention we crave. "

.. And should a man find his unwell partner lying in bed reading a book or magazine, it doesn't mean she is feeling better. She could be waiting for the medicine to take effect.

Beware! Asking for anything at that moment may result in an end to some of your privileges.


Number 1 - We channel surf rapidly (and seemingly aimlessly)


"As King of the Castle, we consider it our right to rule the remote control with an iron fist. For women, that means having to watch an endless parade of sports highlights, monster movies and home renovation shows. Making matters worse is the lightning-fast speeds at which we flip through the channels -- so fast as to trigger epileptic seizures seven households away. Hey, it's not our fault there are 501 channels. "


Personally, I don't think this is the number 1 problem. Actually, it all depends on the woman who is reading it and what irks her the most. Regardless of what score this point deserves, I agree that this is one of the habits that annoy.


While most of these points are true, I don't believe that all men possess these habits. Everyone, men and women, are made up differently. No one is perfect. While some men uphold a few of these rituals, there is a fair share of them who don't. In fact, I dare say that some women have these habits too.

I think, as annoying as some of these habits are, some actually become a norm. If he does not keep up with a certain habit, his partner will think something is wrong.


"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." - Jim Ryun



Next posting - Top 10 Annoying Things Women Do.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Tagged... again

I have been tagged again ... This time it is from Lady Patsy. It is called the Hi-5 Meme.

Since I am still on a break (from writing original stuff), I am game for any tags. It does not drain energy from the flickering bulb in my head. Here goes....

5 things found in your bag

1. Wallet - I don't leave home without it.

2. Car keys and house keys - I don't have a driver and neither do I have a butler who opens my house door for me.

3. Handphone - so that I'm just a phone call or text message away.

4. Photos of loved ones - no, I don't carry an album, just a few selected photos.

5. Comb, lipstick palette, lipgloss - yet to put them in one pouch. Right now, it stays in one compartment of my bag.

5 favourite things in your room
(in the States, not here in Germany)


1. Musical keyboard - need music in my life, whether listening to it or playing it myself.

2. Magazines and books - need to read when there is nothing else on TV (yes, even with over 50 channels in the States, I get bored sitting down in front of the TV). Also, need to read something before sleeping.

3. Bag of cross stitch projects - when the mood hits me, I will stitch something for fun. I have put aside big projects for a while but they are just a stitch away to re-starting. hmm... about time I got down to the Last Supper portrait.

4. Bed - where sweet dreams keep me company ... oh yeah, and the other half sleeps there too. ;)

5. My closet - where I store my clothes, accessories, handbags, shoes and boots. I need more space!


5 things you’ve always wanted to do

1. Travel the world and live in communities for the real taste of a different life.

2. Travel to "interesting" places with Patsy anywhere in this world and tell of our adventures in a book.

3. Write about my life, experiences and family.

4. Work with missionaries to help less fortunate and teach their children. Education opens minds and hearts to many things.

5. Run my own or assist in running a shelter for troubled teenagers and/or abused women.


5 things you are currently into


1. Blogging

2. Reading

3. Enjoying life

4. Learning new things

5. Blog-hopping


5 people you WANT TO tag

I won't tag anyone lest I get pelted with cyber-eggs. This is open to anyone who wants to pass on a tagging game. It is fun... try it.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Cracked Pot

A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, and while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water at the end of the long walk from the stream to the master's house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water in his master's house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments, perfect to the end for which it was made. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you. "Why? asked the bearer. "What are you ashamed of?"

"I have been able, for these past two years, to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your master's house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don't get full value from your efforts," the pot said.

The water bearer felt sorry for the old cracked pot, and in his compassion he said, "As we return to the master's house, I want you to notice the beautiful flowers along the path."

Indeed, as they went up the hill, the old cracked pot took notice of the sun warming the beautiful wild flowers on the side of the path, and this cheered it some. But at the end of the trail, it still felt bad because it had leaked out half its load, and so again it apologized to the bearer for its failure.

The bearer said to the pot, "Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of your path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, and I took advantage of it. I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back from the stream, you've watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate my master's table. Without you being just the way you are, he would not have this beauty to grace his house."

—Author Unknown

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This story has been in circulation for some years now and I never get tired of reading it. Each time I receive it, I am always reminded to appreciate the uniqueness in each person.

There is good in everyone ... even the ones we loathe. I am sure it is difficult to see the good in that person because we have already formed a negative opinion about him/her. Sometimes we forget that we possess flaws too, not just the person we dislike. No one is perfect. We are all cracked pots.

So, my fellow cracked pots, you have the potential to make flowers grow... and I don't mean by sowing your seeds! We can make a difference, no matter how small the deed - for even a drop of water encourages growth.