Go, Johnny, Go!
I was planning to post my next entry last night but I found that I needed to do a little more research. I had to seek my brother's help for some details. Still working on it.
In the meantime, here's something for the weekend.
James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.
Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.
Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.
Jerry returned to his seat.
Kim was called to the board.
Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being dirty-minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.
Little Johnny had done it again.
24 comments:
hahahahahahaha !!!
u've said it, JT. Johnny's a creative lil bugger!
i love the look on his face! hahahaha u just can't imagine what's going on his mind :o)
adoi, the trouble his parents can get into ...
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh gosh....
If I'm the teacher, I wouldn't be able to teach that day!
How perceptive Little Johnny is.
Gosh..kids these days....
Syana - can you imagine how many parent-teacher meetings Johnny's parents will have to attend in his schooling lifetime?
K.D. - I won't know how to handle a kid like that, in the first instance. Maybe after a while, I will have to get creative myself to handle that special little case. ;)
jt..hahaha! I have nothing to blog about as well,but i can never come up with something like this ! (I stared hard though and didnt see anything...so blur laa this mak cik.)
JT,
oh.... i know there are a lot of little johnny in a lot of adults...
ahhhh....if this is an assessment test for pre-employment, i'd definitely call johnny in for the next interview. he's creative and can see more and can think out of the box. got future lar, this boy.
hahahah....
Kak Teh - I was wondering myself what should I post. Then this morning, while looking for some laughs, I found this joke in my archives. Bulb in my head lit up. :)
Nuraina - Yes, there are. I keep meeting them!
NyonyaPenang - He definitely has a future. I would like to have someone with that talent fix some of our current problems in Malaysia. :)
Hilarious post JT!! Can't imagine how to handle a kid like that.. lol..
Hi JT, love your this post. Here's an addition to yours. Have a nice day, UL. LITTLE JOHNNY AND PERIOD: The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Theodwyn,if I had to handle a child like that, I'd better not have more than one. Lil' Johnny will corrupt all his siblings. Johnny will take up too much of my time. I have to be quick and try to think ahead because he is a creative little monster. He reminds me of the other cartoon character, Calvin (& Hobbes), although Calvin is not dirty-minded. He just has a super active mind.
U.Lee, you are hilarious! That was a good one. Just trying to imagine his teacher's reaction to that report.
J.T. girl... you have begun making even an old sailor like me blush. But dat was funny.
Captain Sir, If I could make an old sailor blush, I wonder what would that say of me? Could I have a bit of 'Lil Johnny' in me?
Appreciate your visit Captain. Please drop by again.
Hmmm... I wonder what Little Johnny always write (or draw!) in his exam papers...
Hello Pi Bani, glad to see you here.
I am afraid this boy has got potential to do anything. :)
His teacher will either hate him or love him.
muahahahahahahaha!
think outside the box ok...
Tsk tsk tsk JT! Whatever happened to that sweet, naive, innocent church-going gal that I knew? Whatever will your old Sunday School teacher say? Heavens! What would sweet old Fr Anthony Chan say ... he he he
lol... Pat, you know I was never that innocent-minded, church-going gal.
Then again, I was sweet and naive a long, long time ago. All the nuns who taught me cathechism will now cringe when they see what have become of me.
Did I ever tell you that there was an occasion where a new parish priest visited my mum at home. She was not feeling well. I had already left Malaysia by that time. When he saw my wedding photo on the piano, he said "Oh my! is Jacqui your daughter?"
For a minute, my mum wondered why he said that. Then he explained his surprise. Apparently he found it unbelievable that a gentle and sweet lady like my mum could have a daughter like me.
My mum was laughing on the phone about this and asked me what did I do to that priest for him to have such an impression of me. hehehe
Hey JT,
That Johnny fella is my friend la from school.
SUP (Tony), Nice to hear from you again.
I would love to meet your friend from school. Imagine the creative twists he would give to everything I present. :P
Tony, if he was your friend in school, he must be the same Johnnyfuckerfaster, no?
Zorro - Funnneeee very funneeee. hahaha
Yes JT. He's the same Johnny Farkerfuster, my classmate in kintergarden and primary school. Zorro is right. Lucky for Johnny, zorro was not his teacher. But it would have been an experience both for Johnny and zorro.
Oh dear... he must get a lot of laughs when he introduces himself. I should not make fun of his name but doesn't it just invite comments?
This reminds of a business man who walked into my friend's office and introduced himself as Richard Longcock. She found it hard to repeat his last name without laughing and asked if she could address him as Richard. He said "oh just call me Dick". :)
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