Men ... They Fascinate Me!

I love to talk about men. Well, not all the time but they have been my favourite subject since I discovered God's other mysterious creation. Lady Patsy and I have endless discussions about men; especially when something about them comes up (no pun intended) in our lives.

My special teenhood girlfriend and a lifetime pal, Anne and I spent many hours trying to figure out men. We could never come to a conclusion about them. We still discuss about men today.

Ah men! They just fascinate me. Cool ones, quiet ones, mysterious ones. Oh! then there are sizzling hot ones, mischievous ones, charming ones... and the list goes on. I grew up with older brothers so their friends were mine too. I interacted with them easily. I could never complain that there were not enough boys to admire. They were everywhere!

I am no expert in the subject of men. While they fascinate me, they also confuse me. I have learned about them through my trials and errors. I read up about them in magazines and books.

Recently, at Lady Patsy's Chambers, I shared tips (which I borrowed from Cosmopolitan magazine) on How To Put Smile On His Face (titled Chambers Refurbished, Men Smiling) . I've also borrowed U.Lee's joke about the simplicity of men. Apparently, it does not take much to impress a man. You think?

How about this? Do we think Men Really Are Cavemen Still? Lady Patsy sweared when she published that posting, she did not mean to bash men. I don't believe she dislikes men. The way she speaks of her first love in her latest posting is evident enough. He was so special that she never found another one like him. John was her kind of man.

I will be away for a couple of days but that does not mean my mind will not be here. Blogging and blog-hopping is like coffee to me now - a daily fix needed in the mornings and nights. I must not forget to bring a journal with me so I can jot down my thoughts for future postings. I have an excuse to use one I purchased recently.

Anyway, this posting is in honour of all the men who have been gems in every way. You deserve to be heard. This one's for you...

Note to Tony (SUP): Remember the song, Stand By Your Man? ;)

IT'S TOUGH TO BE A MAN

Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive idiot.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ........ THEY WANT TO!!