Summoned to Chambers
I was summoned to Lady Patsy's Chambers on Sunday with a task to refurbish her space. Since Lady Patsy was on hiatus, I decided to go ahead and "decorate" her Chambers with my entries.
For my last two entries, please go to: Lady Patsy's Chambers
1. Chambers Refurbished, Men Smiling
2. How To Impress Each Other (list given courtesy of U.Lee)
24 comments:
No fair!!!
I like it...Ergh...
I really like the way you organise your blog and now, *boohoo*, Lady Patsy's Chambers...
Where on Earth do you find your pictures and stuff?!?
I told my mum we don't need to go buy Roald Dahl anymore (so expensive!)...Just go stare at Jacqui's Curve...Mum thinks I'm psycho...
=) If you keep weaving all these English-like fairytales on me, I'll have no choice but to keep stealing from you ;)
Kekeke...
hi j.t.,
You've been so sporting to have created such a lovely blog for LP..... a friend in need is a friend indeed :)
eeeerrr may I ask you to .... ?????
never mind..maybe next time lah :P.
Hello sweet Daphne, I know dear. Life is not fair. We all want what the other has. hahaha That was mean of me. Sorry.
Where on earth do I get those pictures? American Greetings Creatacard software - Gold Version.
I am with your mum but not that severe lah... does cuckoo sound better?
Oh sweetie, you can have my pictures. I will send you some. No need to steal. :)
LUJ, my case is more of "gatal" to play around with colours and design. I probably twisted Lady Patsy's arm into allowing me to mess around with her blog. :)
Ask lah.. no need next time. :P How can I help you?
By the way, Daphne, thanks for the compliment. :)
I will email you some pictures this evening.
Cheers
Hi JT, saw your callsign in my place, so kay poh sniff around, ahhh, ex Malacca, huh? Alamak, somemore I mentioned off duty Eurasian nurses in my cherita, ha ha. I masuk Lady Patsy's place. Ohh, you helping her there, huh? Ada commission ka? Oh well, never mind la, here's a smile for you: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her, 2. cuddle her, 3. kiss her, 4. caress her, 5. love her, 6. stroke her, 7. tease her, 8. comfort
her, 9. protect her, 10. hug her, 11. hold her, 12. spend money on her, 13. wine & dine her, 14. buy things for her, 15. listen to her, 16. care for her, 17. stand by her, 18.
support her, 19. go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. 2. Bring beer.
You have a nice day, JT. UL.
U.Lee I wanted you to be kay poh so you can come visit me. You are so hilarious. May I use your comment as my next posting? I may put it as a continuation for my entry in Lady Patsy's Chambers.
No lah,where got commission from Lady Patsy. All I ask is her undying support as my bestest friend for life. :) (and carry some secrets to her grave)
Thanks for visiting.
Hi JT, go ahead use my comment, no problemos, no charge. Pssst, maybe whisper couple of secrets? Sayang take to grave, ha ha. Ahhh wait, I go kay poh Patsy's place, I bring kueh bingka bribe. Just joke joke la. Anyway, since you on the subject of men and women, here's one I love........... Quote Of The Month:
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert DE Niro
Wa, glad to hear the address you mentioned Bandar Hilir, NEAR the 'rumah besar'. Better not mention the 'p' word, people might misunderstand, arhaaa ha ha. Thought maybe a relative of yours in Charley's boat? Ha ha. Okay, now I can breath easier again.
You have a nice day, JT. UL.
U.Lee, try and bribe Lady Patsy, she won't tell. (mmm.. thinking about kueh bingka, I am getting a craving)
I wonder what will make Lady Patsy weak in her knees to give up secrets. ;) Maybe you have the secret weapon.
Thanks for giving me permission to use your joke. Lady Patsy, if you are reading this, we already have another posting ready. Use U.Lee... err.. I mean use U.Lee's joke.
U.Lee, if I whisper some secrets along with some sweet nothings to you, I may have to retrieve my dagger and perform some heinous act on you. Joking only ah. I do not possess a criminal's mind.
As for Robert De Niro's comment, I need to comment on that - I rather undress in front of a man because I prefer to have some action with a man! What for undress and then do nothing? hahaha
Having said that, this is not an open invitation for any man out there who wants to put that comment to the test.
Cheers!
:) wohoaaaa.......very talented and kind hearted !
lucky are those who you take as friends...*nakkkkkkkkkkk join your list - smiling sweetly to J T*
arif.
Tsk tsk tsk ... ladies and gentlemen, don lah be jeles because JT is my best friend and is beautifying my blog for me. Aisayman, I am sure she will be more than willing to do favours for you (oh oh let me rephrase that), she will be more than willing to offer her expertise and talentslah ... she is one generous woman ... even willing to share ....... (he he he - this is one of the secrets which I'm taking to the grave with me).
LUJ if you're talking about a book, then JT will be able to help you with the design and I will be able to help you with the editing, but if you're talking about what I think you're talking about then ... hmmm ...
Hello Arif, thank you for the compliment. :)
Please consider yourself part of the list. The more, the merrier.
Hi JT, just had my dinner, got nothing better to do, tv only showing sex movies, ha ha, just kidding, so I chari pasal here and there. To add abit of pepper to De Niro's comment... There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Ha ha, UL.
Oh thank you for rephrasing that Pat.
U.Lee, thanks for dropping by again. I like that mechanical device. "It's packs a long and smooth ride." ;)
Since you have nothing to do after dinner, and you 'cari pasal' here. Before you go, indulge me in one for the road:
There are four animals that a woman should have in her life:
A Jaguar in her garage
A Tiger in her bed
A Mink in her closet
And a Jackass to pay for it all!
Nothing lah actually ( to both j.t. and LP )......it's just that my 'cake' doesn't look tempting enoughlah...never mind , I'll go to that 'cake' decorating class one day..hahahaha.
LUJ, email me, please. ms.jacquelinemartin@yahoo.com I need to ask you about how you put in music and those great photo slides. I like what you have there.
I enjoy my visits to your blog. :)
Hi JT, to answer your comment, have a smile: Hormone Warning!
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.
Chat later, UL.
Priceless U.Lee... you make me laugh everytime I read your comments. Well, except when you sent e-flowers to me. That was so sweet and nice. I was touched. Glad I found your blog. Love your stories.
hi jt. how are u. hope u have a nice day today. thanks for dropping a word or two in my blog. appreciated it very much. actually i'm yr silent reader. i do come here but never leave comments. u're a great storyteller just like u.lee
just wondering about yr un-fairy tale. did that james guy becomes yr husband in the end? sorry for being blurry coz i missed the train...hehe
Hi K.C., nice to see you again. Appreciate the silent visits. :)
That James guy? No, he did not become my husband. I married someone else - about 9 years later.
Thank you for the compliment about being a great storyteller. I am honoured to be compared to U.Lee.
See you here again, ok?
Hi JT, by the way, have a peep at my cherita re a 'Eurasian' in "You are not my son". UL.
U.Lee, I had just begun to read that story yesterday when I had to stop to do something else. I promise - I will go back to your blog and read Jimmy's story.
Looking forward to your next entry. I wonder what it will be?
hi JT
i said once and i'll say it again... you're good at designing yr blog.
Hello Nuraina, thank you very much. Lovely to hear from you again. Enjoyed your last segment of "Tuesdays with Bapak". As always, looking forward to the next chapter.
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